May 4, 2009

plumpy


OKkkk, its official, I am never going to take time off of swimming anymore, no matter how lazy I become. BECAUSE. I felt like a fat person today at practice, my arms were lead, my legs beat like a windmill in a ravine, and my flipturns/ dolphin kicks suck!Better than Serena though, that weird oafish girl that strip changes naked in the locker rooms. Who does that? dont turn around dont turn around dont turn around... please God, dont turn around!
Anyhows, today, i signed up for the blood drive. EKk! A precious pint of my platelets will be sucked out of a vein and collected in a medical pouch. Can you bottle lifeforce? But, Im doing this for those irresponsible children that done gone spilled their own and now require some of mine. My blood is 100% organic, Vitamin D infused, type O/A, and contains trace amounts of plutonium plasma. This ensures the consumer will be endowed with longevity, superhuman hearing, and/or increased libido. I strongly urge everyone to fill up a pint! Just sign up in the main hall at lunch, must be 16 and weigh more than 110 pounds.Oh and make sure you don't have HIV or any other infectious agents. That means you Swine Flu kid, you know who you are, you sick bastard.
Speaking of swine flu, I ran head on into some Mexican kid today, boy I sure can be unaware sometimes. Better go douse myself in hand sanitizer.I kid, although I did run into one today...

weekend:
  • 2 hours at Noble; Met Kimberly slash future sister in law, haha, Im the worst sister ever, sorry Jeremy,accident , i didn't know she was there! And that gay freshmen, hes hilarious! uhm, mango orange smoothie was .
  • House Party at Pats: Nicole, Aj, Ross, Patrick, Andrew, Jeremy, Daniel, and moi. Gossiping, pillow fights, Prom talk, Vietnamese birdie game, bowls of pho, Hairspray, funny videos. What better way to spend a Friday then with the gang. Supah fun.
  • Then i watched Lion King. " Jeremy, im tired i dont want to watch" " no! go! i already set it up and everything!" " OMYGOD, get away im sleeping" " Tasha, come on watch it with me, its a really good movie!" " Fine!!!!"
  • aaaand, halfway into the movie he falls asleep and I have to turn it off for him.
  • Also watched Bounrn Identity for the first time. HOT!
  • Also watched Quantum of Solace. ALSO HOT!
  • Marry me Daniel Craig
  • Children book, my room is currently in a " no visitors" mode. Which means, the desk is atrociously messy, wardrobe is scattered, and rugs, beds are mussed. How scandalous... C:

Oh, and wasnt the weather simply marvelous today? warm, but not sunny= bliss

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